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This deal turns into a pumpkin at midnight 🎃


Count down to 2025-12-06T04:59:00.000Z

Reader, this is it.

The last call. The final curtain. The moment when you decide if you’re going to keep duct-taping together workflows and repurposing content manually...

Or if you're going to steal back your time starting now.

You already know the promise of a Custom GPT:

🤖 It remembers your voice, so you don’t have to keep re-explaining yourself
🤖 It handles the tedious stuff, so you can stay in your creative zone
🤖 It helps you do more of what you love—with less burnout, hustle or reinvention of the damn wheel

But this isn’t just about using AI.

It’s about using it ethically.
Intelligently.
And in a way that actually supports the world you’re trying to create.

That’s why—when you join before midnight—you’ll also get these juicy bonuses:

Bonus 1: The Use-Case Vault
An ever-growing, categorized library of ideas for what your GPT can do—from unexpected life hacks to brand-specific tasks that’ll have you saying “Wait… it can do that?!” 😱

Bonus 2: The Ethical AI Mini-Module (Coming Soon!)
Learn how to use AI in a way that’s non-sleazy, kind to the planet and doesn’t rip off other creators. This is about creativity with conscience.

Bonus 3: Private Zoom Q&A with Me
Bring your questions, your GPT ambitions and your "why is it doing this?!" tech hiccups. I’ll walk you through how to make this tool your best employee—without ever having to write a job description.

All three bonuses are yours only if you enroll before the price jumps to $497 tonight.

Right now? It’s still $297.

That’s $200 worth of ease, clarity and time you can spend writing your novel, launching your offer or literally napping while your GPT gets sh*t done.

Because here’s the truth:

Your ideas deserve momentum.
Your creativity deserves support.
And you deserve to spend your time on the things only you can do.

Let your GPT handle the rest.

👉 Join Create Your Custom GPT now.

Narrative goblin, already writing you into a novel

A writer's life is never boring... Think Walter Mitty falling down the rabbit hole—with a hearty dose of #PoorLifeChoices, which is an unfortunate side effect of being violently allergic to rules. ✦ Hi 👋🏼, I'm Jennie O'Connor. Allow me to entertain you with tales of rats in freezers, ass-less pants and flat-earther boyfriends.

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