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Narrative goblin, already writing you into a novel

Is your brand giving 6 raccoons in a trenchcoat? 🤔


Let me guess…

You’ve got six versions of your bio floating around—one in your Notes app, one on a half-finished Canva brand board, one you wrote in 2021 that nailed it, but has since disappeared to the land of the other sock.

Your Instagram says you help creatives find their voice. Your LinkedIn says you strategize for visionary founders. Your homepage says… something about storytelling and also the cosmos?

Society says you're flaky. I say you’re multipassionate.

But when your ideas evolve faster than your About page, things get confusing. And here’s the thing:

If people don’t get what you sell, they won’t buy it.

If your voice doesn’t sound consistent, they won’t trust it.

And if you don’t feel clear on who you are and what you stand for? Forget selling—just hitting “publish” feels like an identity crisis.

That’s why one of the most important pieces of Create Your Custom GPT is Module 2—building your Brand Voice Guide. In it, you'll build a living, breathing blueprint of YOU.

You’ll teach your GPT:

  • how you sound (sarcastic but nurturing, scholar + sailor)
  • what you love vs. what you can't stand (storytelling 👍🏼, Oxford comma 👎🏼)
  • and what you actually want to be known for (turning creative chaos into clarity and cash)

So when it helps you write your next launch email, podcast pitch or sales page, it won’t sound like the written equivalent of this:

It’ll sound like YOU—making your offers so enticing, they'll fly out the door.

Because when your brand makes sense, → people lean in → your offers click faster → and “I don’t know how to explain this” becomes a problem of the past.

Here’s the lowdown:

Create Your Custom GPT is $297 now—the lowest it will ever be. You get:

  • Exclusive access to THREE prebuilt, time-saving GPTs (The Repurposing Wizard, The Schedule Fairy Godmother and The Garden Whisperer)
  • Lifetime course updates (because AI is changing at warp speed)
  • A crystal-clear Brand Voice Guide that untangles your message and finally makes your offer sound irresistible.

If this sounds like the nudge you've been waiting for, snag your spot here before the price goes up.

Narrative goblin, already writing you into a novel

A writer's life is never boring... Think Walter Mitty falling down the rabbit hole—with a hearty dose of #PoorLifeChoices, which is an unfortunate side effect of being violently allergic to rules. ✦ Hi 👋🏼, I'm Jennie O'Connor. Allow me to entertain you with tales of rats in freezers, ass-less pants and flat-earther boyfriends.

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