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If you've ever rage run over your Roomba, this isn't for you.


My podcast growth coach is the kind of guy you want to hug through your Zoom screen. He has an 11-year-old daughter who often co-creates his reels with him, and their relationship makes me the human equivalent of the heart-eyed emoji 😍😍😍

So imagine my surprise when he admitted that his Roomba once elicited so much fury inside him that he took it out into the driveway and ran over it repeatedly until he reduced it to a pile of rubble.

I remember being perplexed, because the day I got my Roomba was easily one of the top five best days of my life. Sure, there are days when it gets stuck under the cat’s food dish approximately 17 times or decides that the 1/8” thick rug is Mt. Kilimanjaro and opts to take a nap instead. But every time I empty that tiny bin of ungodly amounts of cat hair and dust, I feel so lucky that’s one task I never have to do again.

If you can see the silver lining of tech that sometimes acts possessed but mostly makes life way easier, I made you something.

Introducing: Create Your Custom GPT

A workshop for creatives, solopreneurs and multipassionates who want to reclaim hours of their life by designing an AI that actually sounds like THEM.

In this bite-sized, zero-fluff training, you’ll learn how to:
✨ Teach your GPT to write in your exact voice
✨ Automate the boring stuff (emails, captions, course outlines, etc.)
✨ Save 5+ hours a week—without losing your authenticity

If you’re fired up by the idea of time freedom—even if it means learning to coax cooperation from an entity that occasionally hallucinates like Hunter S. Thompson—then you’re going to love Create Your Custom GPT.

Because, unlike a Roomba, your custom GPT can actually help you steal back time, so you can spend it writing, family bonding or doing literally anything more fun than the administrative minutiae living rent-free in your head right now.

Intrigued? Get the low down here.

Narrative goblin, already writing you into a novel

A writer's life is never boring... Think Walter Mitty falling down the rabbit hole—with a hearty dose of #PoorLifeChoices, which is an unfortunate side effect of being violently allergic to rules. ✦ Hi 👋🏼, I'm Jennie O'Connor. Allow me to entertain you with tales of rats in freezers, ass-less pants and flat-earther boyfriends.

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