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How to get AI to do your laundry—so you can make art.


Reader, I'm obsessed with saving time.

I've read Getting Things Done, 4000 Weeks and Essentialism.

I joined the 5 AM Club and started eating 7 bananas a day (don't ask).

I tracked every minute of my day to pinpoint where my hours were evaporating. (Still not sure if that was an act of brilliance or the world’s most ironic waste of time 🤔)

But none of it stuck.

Every “system” eventually collapsed under the weight of its own inflexibility. The more I optimized, the less I liked my life. I decided I was just a productivity failure.

Then AI came along… and suddenly it clicked.

Now, I see a lot of folks online panicking that AI is coming for our creativity, and lamenting that it can’t just do their laundry instead.

But here’s the thing: it kind of can. Not the folding your fitted sheets part, but tackling the time-stealing, soul-sucking chores that feel like laundry. When I trained a custom GPT, it started handling all those invisible tasks that used to weigh me down. Suddenly, I had pockets of time I never expected, and in them, I am writing my novel.

Allow me to illustrate a few examples of the metaphorical laundry I have AI doing.

Exhibit A: The Schedule Fairy Godmother

My custom GPT knows my priorities (income, creativity, rest), my energy patterns (don’t @ me before coffee), and the five shiny objects I’m allowed to chase this season. I feed it what’s on my plate + any hard deadlines, and it spits out a humane weekly plan that:

  • blocks deep-work for times when I’m least likely to chase after squirrels,
  • shuffles meetings-that-could-have-been-emails to the afternoons where they belong 🙄,
  • suggests 2-minute steps for when I’m procrastinating by outlining the concept of a plan to deep-clean my fridge
  • rearranges itself if life throws a glitter bomb.

It’s like having a chaos wrangler who specializes in caffeinated squirrel-chasers.

Exhibit B: The Garden Whisperer

My GPT knows my latitude and longitude, which direction my entryway faces and how often my HOA's sprinklers come on. I asked for an enchanted garden that will feel cool and inviting during the brutal summers, and it turned that fantasy into a step-by-step plan.

It analyzed the sun's patterns and taught me about how to “plant slightly above grade.” It even generated a shopping list with the exact number of mulch bags I require.

If the idea of a tool that's part Martha Stewart, part soil chemist and part garden coach who intimately knows your microclimate makes you do a little happy dance, you’re going to love Create Your Custom GPT.

In this course, you’ll not only get the two GPTs I just described, you’ll also learn how to create your own custom GPTs that know your quirks, your goals and your love affair with pumpkin spice lattes. Ones that remember your preferences and workflows forever, so you never have to reinvent the wheel.

Imagine future-you, sipping cocktails on the veranda while your AI handles the admin, brainstorms your next big idea and remembers every detail that makes your magic uniquely your own.

It’s not a fantasy. It’s the silver lining of the robot takeover. 🫣

Enroll in Create Your Custom GPT now and start building the kind of magic that gives you your life back—for good.

And because I like to reward my loyal readers with early-bird pricing on every new course I release, Create Your Custom GPT is just $297 for the next 24 days. After that, it’s going up—and it will never be this low again.

The cherry on top? All students will receive exclusive access to every new custom GPT I create, forever and ever, amen, without ever having to pay another cent.

Narrative goblin, already writing you into a novel

A writer's life is never boring... Think Walter Mitty falling down the rabbit hole—with a hearty dose of #PoorLifeChoices, which is an unfortunate side effect of being violently allergic to rules. ✦ Hi 👋🏼, I'm Jennie O'Connor. Allow me to entertain you with tales of rats in freezers, ass-less pants and flat-earther boyfriends.

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